Saturday, August 27, 2011

Knitting Nightmares

I heard through the Ravelry grapevine that Vogue Knitting was having pattern sales so I wandered over to see there was anything worth my hard earned $2.99.

Oh the horror....

Raise your hand if you haven't seen this pattern before... on an area rug.

The theme for this weeks Project Runway is Post-Apocalyptic Safari

Oh I get it... it's ironic, right?  Right?

And why is the cloud a perfect mirror image of the state of Kentucky?


(P.S. Winifred from Hocus Pocus wants her hair do back)

Perfect for when you want that pregnancy to be a surprise until you go to the hospital.

Almost not so bad....

except for the giant reindeer ........

on your boobs.

And last but not least the most important 5 words your ever put together.







at the lake.


  1. Knit-tastic! You totally need that reindeer on the boobs for this upcoming Iowa winter! I have not laughed so hard at a blog post in a long time. You have a way with words...

  2. Bahahaha!!! Love it!!! :) Although the last sweater would look fabulous with a pair of skinny jeans!!

  3. my mom knitted me a cowl neck sweater and took it to the dry cleaners to get it blocked..needless to say I had a dress with sleeves longer then my arms and the cowl part hung down to my waist..couldn't wear the goofy designs..they were soooo mod.;)

  4. I raised my hand for that sweater sure looks like a floor rug. Taking a trip back in time huh? Always fun to do"-)

  5. Hilarious! Sign me up to test knit one of those babies!

  6. Oh sweet mercy. For real?

    Love this post!


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